Alice — Season 7
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01 Sorry, Wrong Lips
Oct 6, 198230m
Debbie Reynolds plays an actress whose torrid memoirs convince Mel he's the one she remembers as the greatest kisser in her life.
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02 Do You Take . . . ?
Oct 13, 198230m
Mel tries to outdo an old buddy who shows up boasting a track record of fast living and sporting a blonde on his arm as proof.
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03 The Secret of Mel's Diner
Oct 20, 198230m
There's gold in them there walls, or so Mel reckons after learning that the eccentric who built his diner left $20,000 stashed in another building.
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04 Alice at the Palace
Oct 27, 198230m
Joel Grey offers his services gratis as the leading man in a musical revue bankrolled by Mel and featuring Alice. Mel, however, has never heard of Grey and gives the role to his bookie.
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05 Joel Grey Saves the Day
Nov 3, 198230m
Joel Grey walks out after producer Mel turns a revue about New York into a desert musical with tunes like ""Two Tootsies from Tucson"" and ""Ramona from Arizona.""
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06 Alice's Turkey of a Thanksgiving
Nov 10, 198230m
Alice's meddlesome mother knocks the stuffing out of her daughter's Thanksgiving dinner.
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07 Carrie on the Rebound
Jan 9, 198330m
Carrie is slow to come out of a depression after a quickie divorce.
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08 Jolene's Brother Jonas
Jan 16, 198330m
Jolene's brother pays a surprise visit, but the surprise is on him, he gets an icy reception from his sister.
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09 Alice Sees the Light
Feb 28, 198330m
Everyone takes with a grain of salt Alice's claim that she saw a UFO.
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10 Vera the Virtuoso
Mar 7, 198330m
Vera, whose cello playing can reduce a virtuoso to tears, is asked to play in a local string quartet.
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11 Alice Faces the Music
Mar 14, 198330m
The waitresses pit their musical knowledge against that of three plumbers on a TV quiz show.
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12 Tommy, the Jailbird
Mar 21, 198330m
Alice fears that freshman Tommy is abusing his new freedom away from home by majoring in extracurricular activities.
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13 Jolene and the Night Watchman
Mar 28, 198330m
Jolene can't bring herself to bruise the tender feelings of a bruiser who saved her life and now considers her his girl.
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14 Mel's Dream Car
Apr 11, 198330m
Mel is stripping his gears over his jazzy new Porsche he purchased for a measly $20.
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15 Come Back Little Sharples
Apr 17, 198330m
Mel has had it up to his keister with the way things are going so he absconds to his apartment for a beer and pizza binge.
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16 Vera, the Torch
Apr 24, 198330m
Vera wishes her landlady the worst for evicting her pets then feels responsible when the old crank's apartment catches on fire.
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17 The Grass is Always Greener
May 1, 198330m
In role reversals, Mel becomes an employee by accepting an executive position with a catering firm, and the waitresses become owners by buying his diner.
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18 Tommy Fouls Out
May 15, 198330m
Afraid that he's lost the ""right stuff,"" Tommy quits the basketball team.
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19 Vera on the Lam
May 22, 198330m
After Mel decides to have the waitresses bonded, Vera owns up to a criminal past and takes it on the lam.
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20 Mel's Cousin Wendy?
May 29, 198330m
To steal a competitor's secret sauce recipe, Mel persuades his cousin to pose as a woman and apply for a job as a Burger Baby.
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21 Sweet Erasable Mel
Jun 5, 198330m
Mel's experiment with a computer goes well until Vera enters a transaction and erases every trace of Mel's financial existance.
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22 Tommy Hyatt, Business Consultant
Jun 12, 198330m
Using Tommy's marketing advice, Mel increases his business but also learns he's heading for bankruptcy.
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23 Jolene Lets the Cat Out of the Bag
Sep 18, 198330m
Jolene's hair is standing on end with a cat burglar prowling her neighborhood.