Bernard — Season 1
01 The Gym
Dec 18, 20063m
Bernard goes to the gym and starts training enthusiastically... until he discovers that each piece of equipment has a life of its own
02 Golf
Dec 18, 20063m
Bernard goes to the gym and starts training enthusiastically... until he discovers that each piece of equipment has a life of its own
03 Ice Climbing
Dec 18, 20063m
Once he has found all his equipment, Bernard sets off to climb the highest peak. But the closer he gets to the summit, the trickier it becomes...
04 The Swing
Dec 18, 20063m
Bernard finds a beautiful tree with a beautiful swing. The only problem is that someone else has got there first!
05 Security Guard
Dec 18, 20063m
Bernard is very familiar with the exhibits in the museum where he works, so why is that moving sculpture carrying a canvas in its hand?
06 The Vending Machine
Dec 18, 20063m
Sportsmanship is about knowing how to win and how to lose... and sometimes about how to share a refreshing drink with your opponent after the game...
07 Diving Board
Jan 3, 20073m
Bernard desperately tries to copy all the things that Lloyd (the penguin) enjoys doing at the swimming pool... including diving from the highest springboard!
08 Watching TV
Jan 3, 20073m
Whatever the time, wherever he is, Bernard is completely hooked on television... that is until the shop closes and the shutters come down
09 Hitchhiking
Jan 3, 20073m
Picking up hitchhikers can often be very dangerous. So when Bernard stops to pick up Zack, he should remember that one day he may need a lift
10 Sky Diving
Jan 3, 20073m
If Bernard ever succeeds in jumping out of the plane, he's bound to forget his parachute. Is there any other way he would want to do it?
11 At the Theme Park
Jan 3, 20073m
Bernard just wants to have a good time at the theme park. The trouble is that someone else wants to be in his photo and then that balloon appears...
12 A Day in the Country
Jan 3, 20073m
Bernard has gone to the mountain, while the mountain comes to Bernard! It may look like rain, but Bernard's not worried because he's got his umbrella
13 Learning to Fly
Jan 6, 20073m
Bernard is learning to fly, and may not have chosen the best day... But once you are airborne, the important thing is not how you land, but where you land!
14 Close Encounters
Jan 6, 20073m
Bernard is delighted to receive a visit from a small extraterrestrial, but his visitor is less than delighted by Bernard's limited technological skills
15 The Intruder
Jan 6, 20073m
One night Bernard's supper is interrupted by an intruder. Can a lone polar bear deal with the darkness, his own deep-seated fears and... a little mouse?
16 Basketball
Jan 6, 20073m
There's nothing Bernard likes better than a challenge, and when it comes to playing basketball against Zack, winning means winning at all costs
17 The Cart
Jan 6, 20073m
What do you get when you cross a motor scooter with a supermarket cart? The answer - as Bernard finds out the hard way – is a highly dangerous vehicle
18 Bowling
Dec 10, 20073m
Bernard the bowling champ takes on Lloyd. It should be easy for Bernard, but in sport there are three kinds of luck – good luck, bad luck and... Bernard's luck
19 Taekwondo
Dec 10, 20073m
In order to recover his property from Zack, Bernard takes up taekwondo. He develops awesome skills, but the result is not quite what he had planned
20 Scuba Diving
Dec 10, 20073m
Bernard looks forward to a day's scuba diving. At first all goes swimmingly, but he soon realises that not everything is quite what it seems under the sea
21 Doors
Dec 10, 20073m
Most people can negotiate revolving doors, even when they have their arms full of packages. But Bernard is not quite like everyone else
22 At the Museum
Dec 10, 20073m
Museums contain thousands of priceless exhibits carefully preserved for hundreds of years. Then Bernard pays a visit...
23 Street Racing
Nov 10, 20073m
When Zack lines up alongside him at the traffic lights, it gives Bernard the perfect excuse to start a race through the city streets. But what about other road users?
24 The Desert Island
Nov 10, 20073m
Bernard finds himself on a desert island where all the inhabitants try to make him feel welcome... in their own special way
25 Baseball
Nov 10, 20073m
Bernard soon figures out how the baseball pitching machine works, until the machine steps up a gear and shows it has a few more tricks up its sleeve
26 The Car
Nov 10, 20073m
Bernard is proud of his small convertible. The only trouble is that he can't get everything in the boot, which complicates life more than you would imagine
27 The Flower
Nov 10, 20073m
Bernard loves his flower, and is determined to do whatever is necessary to protect it from danger – no matter what the cost
28 The Medallion
Dec 30, 20073m
Bernard finds a medallion, but soon discovers that it brings bad luck. So he tries to throw it away, but unfortunately for him, it keeps on coming back
29 The Moth
Dec 30, 20073m
When Bernard tries to get rid of an annoying moth, something unexpected happens and his kitchen becomes a very dangerous place
30 Bullfighter
Dec 30, 20073m
Bernard finds himself in field full of bulls, and despite his lack of experience, decides to try his hand at bull-fighting
31 At the North Pole
Dec 30, 20073m
Bernard gets bored trekking across the frozen Arctic wastes. Some abandoned equipment becomes a source of great entertainment, but not for long...
32 The Package
Nov 21, 20073m
Zack tries to steal a parcel which Bernard is carrying. At first he succeeds, but Bernard doesn't give up that easily...
33 Sleepwalker
Nov 10, 20073m
Even when he's asleep, Bernard is capable of anything – as he finds out when he wakes up in the morning
34 The Pizza
Nov 10, 20073m
Bernard has to deliver a pizza to a haunted house... and to its starving owner. But how is he going to get paid?
35 The Unicycle
Nov 10, 20073m
To the amazement of Zack, Bernard discovers he has some performing skills which he never knew he had
36 The Motorboat
Nov 10, 20073m
Although Bernard has been shipwrecked, his real problems begin when he finds an abandoned motorboat which could get him back to shore
37 The Prisoner
Nov 10, 20073m
Bernard makes a daring escape from prison, but once he's out, he realises that perhaps life inside wasn't so bad after all
38 The Supermarket
Oct 16, 20073m
Bernard is delighted with all the bargains he has bought. Now the only problem is how to get them all home
39 The Mosquito
Oct 16, 20073m
Bernard feels very tired and wants to sleep for hours... But there's a mosquito about with other ideas. He just has to get rid of that mosquito
40 Oasis
Oct 16, 20073m
In the middle of the desert Bernard stumbles across an oasis. The palm trees look real enough, and that cool water is just too tempting
41 The Treasure
Oct 16, 20073m
A map may lead you to the hidden treasure, but does not always tell you about the hidden dangers... Even Indiana Jones would have had trouble here
42 The Window Cleaner
Oct 16, 20073m
Bernard is cleaning the windows of a skyscraper, when he disturbs two birds trying to protect their fledgling
43 Marathon
Nov 27, 20073m
Bernard, Zack and Lloyd are competing in a marathon. The winner will not be the one who runs the fastest, but the one who survives the longest
44 The Fumigator
Nov 27, 20073m
Do you like cockroaches? No? Well, nor does Bernard, and he is determined to get them out of his house somehow
45 The Fumigator 2
Nov 27, 20073m
Despite all Bernard's efforts, the cockroaches are taking over Bernard's house, but his patience is running out
46 Close Encounters 2
Nov 27, 20073m
Another UFO appears on Bernard's radar. He is desperate to see what is inside the strange carapace, but the extraterrestrial is in no hurry to show himself
47 The Little Dog
Nov 27, 20073m
Goliath may be tiny but he packs a charge of aggression and bad temper equivalent to someone several times his size... as Bernard discovers
48 A Lucky Day
Nov 21, 20073m
Is it really possible for our walking disaster of a polar bear to have a lucky day? Bernard... lucky... for a whole day?
49 The Storm
Nov 21, 20073m
Once Bernard had a polar home on the ice cap, but a lightning strike during a polar thunderstorm forces him to leave it all behind
50 The Robot
Nov 21, 20073m
A robot seems to offer Bernard a simple solution to the problem of cleaning his house. The trouble is that the robot is literally crazy about his job
51 The Vacuum Cleaner
Nov 21, 20073m
When the vacuum cleaner finishes its work, there's not a speck of dust anywhere, and no sign of Bernard's winning lottery ticket either!
52 A Day in the Country 2
Dec 30, 20073m
Bernard wants to enjoy nature. The only problem is that the fauna and flora want to enjoy him at the same time