HarmonQuest — Specials
A fantasy comedy adventure series that melds live action comedians riffing on a stage in front of a live studio audience with animated forays into a fantasy adventure role playing game. The intrepid comedians, Dan Harmon, Jeff Davis, and Erin McGathy, along with a rotating special guest member, gather around a kitchen table and attempt to play the game and fail in hilarious fashion, to the chagrin of their adjudicator-referee- Game Master Spencer Crittenden.
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01 Rules
Nov 1, 20163m
The group gets mixed up over whether Jeff/Boneweevil can confirm the information Erin/Beur gave when she entered the scene. Dan inquires whether someone can enter a scene and make something up without it being established.
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02 The Wrestling Match
Nov 1, 20164m
The Village Chief challenges the group to a celebratory wrestling match. Boneweevil and Teflonto tag team against the Chief. Fondue wrestles his inner demons in the main event. Jeff takes a walk in the void.
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03 The Test Game
Nov 1, 20164m
Paul explains his experience with fantasy role playing. Spencer gives him a test game, where Paul finds himself in a small room, and has to find his way out.
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04 The Backstories
Nov 1, 20161m
Dan is amused by Spencer's method by which he told Dan of his character's backstory. He says he'd like Spencer to deliver all his bad news. The group jokes about what examples of bad news Spencer would give.
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05 Looking for Tunnels
Nov 1, 20164m
The group searches for a way to get through the cave into the mine. Deepok Chopra's feud with the Dwarf ghosts comes into play. Fondue finds out that women have the best perception, Beur and Deepok explain how they scan, Fondue gets impatient.
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06 Boneweevil Has Evasion
Nov 1, 20161m
Boneweevil taunts at the Dwarf Ghosts, who in turn try to attack him with pick axes. Boneweevil has evasion, and is one-step ahead of their attack.
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07 Kevin McCallister
Nov 1, 20162m
Entering the cave, Deepk Chopra explains her backstory and how she became a monk. She reveals that she was not talking to anyone else in time at the time of the attack; the "Kevin McCallister" of Dwarven Monks.
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08 Boneweevil Farts on Beur
Nov 1, 20162m
Beur crawls through the tunnel, warning Boneweevil not to fart on her. Boneweevil farts into the tunnel, thinking that it's Fondue. Beur is reminded of her father. Jeff gets his Harmon universes mixed up.
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09 Steve's Cardboard Box Test Game
Nov 1, 20162m
Spencer gives Steve Agee a tutorial in which he finds himself in a large cardboard box, filled with a mysteriously salty fluid. Steve finds a way to exit the box, and reveals he killed JFK.
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10 Getting into The Union House
Nov 1, 20163m
Fondue distracts the guard, Knave, creating a diversion for Boneweevil to enter the Union House. Boneweevil tries to get information out of the bartender, who gives Boneweevil a hard time.
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11 Orc Penis
Nov 1, 20162m
Fondue wants to draw a penis on the guard's forehead. Beur asks questions about what an Orc penis looks like. Fondue goes into great detail, in order to hit on Beur.
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12 Poop and Pee Smugglers
Nov 1, 20162m
As they group asks Rib Sanchez about his backstory, Boneweevil gets a little too close. Fondue tries to figure out whether the sailors are for the crown or against the crown. Beur wonders whether they are poop and pee smugglers. Rib Sanchez is pro-environment, but also makes drugs out of the excrement.
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13 Rib's Backstory and Racism
Nov 1, 20162m
Rib reveals that he grew up in a place where everything was hard, so he smuggles soft things back to his land and get rich. Fondue tries to relate, but Rib reveals he is slightly racist against Orcs. Beur is amused by Rib's racist jokes against Orcs. Fondue tries to keep calm.
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14 More Orc Racism
Nov 1, 20161m
In attempting to fish, Fondue stumbles his words, causing Beur to go off on another racist joke against Orcs. Rib joins in on the fun. Fondue fails to keep his cool.
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15 Toilet Talk
Nov 1, 20165m
The group finds themselves in a prison cell, where a voice reveals another prisoner; a gnome named Hawaiian Coffee. Fondue finds a toilet, but Hawaiian Coffee warns him to stay away. She explains how she got arrested and her clothing, before revealing she is magic and can transfigure anything.
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16 Fondue Gets Upset
Nov 1, 20163m
The group argue over their next move. Fondue wants to hide the guards' bodies to hide the evidence, but Beur, Boneweevil and Hawaiian Coffee question his judgement. Beur punches Fondue in the face to calm him down, which does not work. Hawaiian Coffee ignores Fondue's rant. Boneweevil tries to keep the peace. Fondue moves the guards' bodies out of stubbornness.
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17 Guard's Mother
Nov 1, 20162m
In attempt to cause a distraction for an escape, Hawaiian Coffee assumes the shape of one of the Guard's mother. She insists the guard needs to leave and help his brother.
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18 Cheetos
Nov 1, 20161m
Jeff mistakenly eats a cheeto, John warns him not to touch his eyes for five days.
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19 Renaming the Desert
Nov 1, 20161m
Fondue wants to rename the "Sandman Desert." He has a brief conversation with the Sun.
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20 John's Backstory
Nov 1, 20162m
John Hodgman gives his backstory with role-playing games. Dan relates and jokes about his career being based on bullying his nerdier, younger self.
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21 John's Test Game
Nov 1, 20162m
In a test game, John finds himself in a public restroom with an overflowing toilet. John goes through a "large man sized door," which is the size of a large man, in order to escape.
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22 Do You Own the Trees?
Nov 1, 20161m
Fondue tries to swing through the trees. Beur chides him as a copycat, Dan wonders whether she thinks she owns the trees, singing a song as an copyright-free parody of the Pocahontas song.
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23 Thomas' Test Game
Nov 1, 20163m
Spencer walks Thomas through a test scenario, where he finds himself in a hallway filled with statues. Thomas uses his tote bag to swap the weight of the golden statue, gaining access to the exit. Thomas, being an avid role-player, rolls dice to simulate whether he would have passed the test; he does not.
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24 Heroes
Nov 1, 20162m
Boneweevil deduces from their tests that they are all heroes in their own way. As Dildo is about to corroborate Boneweevil's revelation, he has a brief stroke. Coming to, and brushing it off as something that happens all the time, Beur comforts him like a small baby.
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25 Labyrinth
Nov 1, 20163m
Dan establishes how much Erin loves the movie Labyrinth, and can easily answer the riddle in which they are asked. Jeff and Spencer both heard the riddle from other sources. Boneweevil successfully explains how to solve the riddle. Fondue and Beur warn Boneweevil of the perils of choosing "down," as it happened in Labyrinth. Thomas and Jeff mimick the talking hands from the movie.
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26 Dildo's Outfit
Nov 1, 20162m
Dildo welcomes the group to his campfire, and explains his backstory. Boneweevil questions Dildo's intentions, Dildo tries to pull Boneweevil's leg. Dildo explains his outfit to the group.
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27 Once You Go Goblin
Nov 1, 20162m
Boneweevil gives Eddie a hand job, Eddie praises it as better than Fondue's. Boneweevil attempts to make a pun about Goblins, Beur masturbates and cries in the corner. Praising Bonweevil's hand job again, Eddie insults Fondue's ability and his absent father.
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28 Box of Socks
Nov 1, 20161m
After finding Master Sage in a box, Boneweevil opens a series of boxes - one is full of rocks, one has another box, which is full of socks. Eddie warns Boneweevil not to touch the socks, as he's had a lot of alone time over the years.
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29 Fondue's Song
Nov 1, 20161m
Fondue sings a public-domain song about looking for a key.
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30 Eddie's Life Story
Nov 1, 20163m
Eddie is forced at knife-point to expand on his life story. He explains that his friends are all dead, because previous adventurers had killed them in attempt to gain entrance to the temple. Because of this, Eddie has a suicidal outlook on life, but is bound by his contract not to kill himself. Fondue explains the wonders of the outside world; parades, parties, juice, etc. Boneweevil asks Eddie if he's ever had sex before, Fondue gets the hint and asks the team to leave the room.
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31 Synax!
Nov 1, 20163m
Fondue announces he wants to do something cool during his next turn. James Dean attacks one of the cultists - a thin, grey old man. The group feels bad about hurting the old man. When it's finally Fondue's turn, he proclaims: "SYNAX! NOW YOU DIE!" Erin is disappointed. Fondue tries some cool one-liners to yell at Synax before he attacks the cultist.
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32 Homophonic Joke
Nov 1, 20161m
Beur says she doesn't need "your gaze," which sounded homophobic, Fondue apologizes to James Dean. Spencer explains it was a "homophonic" joke. Dan invites the audience to stay tuned for a spirited wordplay discussion.
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33 The Orange Potion and The Holy Blast
Nov 1, 20163m
Beur uses her orange potion, not knowing what it does. The potion makes Vortheon fly into the air. He counter attacks by magically ripping out Beur's blood into a large spike, which hits Boneweevil. James Dean saves the day by using her much-awaited Holy Blast, to the excitement of her compatriots.
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34 Jeff Davis
Nov 1, 20162m
After Beur takes some damage in a battle, Synax fires a bolt of energy at Jeff Davis, who is randomly in the room. Jeff makes some small talk with the heroes, then leaves. Fondue and Beur note the french novel Jeff was holding, and both agree he's not a poser.
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35 Fondue's Parents
Nov 1, 20162m
Chadge is eager to rebuild his relationship with Fondue. He asks about Fondue's mother, Fondue tells him the grim tale of her eventually slapping herself to death because she was alone.
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36 Tedder's Speech
Nov 1, 20162m
Boneweevil and Fondue inspire Tedder Spice to rally the people into defending the village. Various villagers speak up in support of the Chief and his hair. A little boy tells a sad story
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37 Fondue's Flashback
Nov 1, 20162m
While building the cage around the village, Fondue hangs from the monkey bars as Chadge works. Fondue recalls a similar childhood memory in which he was swinging from monkey bars, but his father was nowhere to be seen. Chadge disappears into the void. Back in the present, Chadge gives Fondue words of support, while Fondue hopes the Manticore can't get through twigs.
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38 Invoices
Nov 1, 20162m
The group tries to barter with the old Chief to pay off Chadge's debt. Chadge insists he can't allow this to happen. Fondue tries to get their priorities straight before worrying about "invoices." Fondue gets emotional and insists his father owes him. Chadge tries to make it up to him by offering him a painting.
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39 Live at SXSW 2017
Mar 13, 201725m
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40 HarmonQuest Panel from NY Comic Con
Nov 17, 201725m
Hosted by Travis McElroy
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41 Behind The Scenes At Starburns Castle
Nov 28, 201725m
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42 Gillian’s Pathfinder Crash Course
Dec 1, 20172m
Spencer doesn’t trust the Audio Guys and teaches Gillian how to play Pathfinder.
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43 Mallory, You Do Love Fashion
Dec 1, 20171m
The gang reminisces about things that didn’t happen.
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44 High in Protein
Dec 1, 20172m
Boneweevil and Charles Fight some Verches.
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45 The B-Bad Boys
Dec 1, 20171m
The gang finds that their reputation precedes them.
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46 Beur’s Rage Issues
Dec 1, 20172m
Beur recalls her spotted past as a rage-a-holic.
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47 Rory’s Pathfinder Crash Course
Dec 1, 20172m
Spencer teaches Rory how to play Pathfinder.
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48 Let’s Quest
Dec 1, 20171m
The gang tries to get to the bottom of saying let’s quest to kick off the episode.
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49 Rory jumps the gun
Dec 1, 20173m
The gang tries to remember what happened last episode, and Rory tries to show up early.
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50 Where’s the Cauldron?
Dec 1, 20172m
The gang finds the flower they were questing for, but realizes they left their cauldron in the swamp.
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51 A Witch’s Reckoning
Dec 1, 20171m
Krandrelarius tries to get the gang to stay and hang out.
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52 Boneweevil’s Absence
Dec 1, 20171m
Boneweevil and Fondue have a heart to heart about their time apart.
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53 Beauflecks Sings
Dec 1, 20171m
The gang chats with Beauflecks, who sings a Draconic Shower Song.
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54 The Friendship Bracelet
Dec 1, 20174m
The gang argues and a season-long completely cut runner is born.
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55 Broken Bracelet
Dec 1, 20171m
Boneweevil tries to strangle a demon with the friendship bracelet, and it breaks, obviously.
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56 A Strong Finish
Dec 1, 20172m
Spencer can’t come up with a cliffhanger.
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57 Paul’s Pathfinder Crash Course
Dec 1, 20172m
Spencer teaches Paul how to play Pathfinder and looks so fat in that shirt jeez.
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58 Bonebreak Village
Dec 5, 20171m
The gang discovers that they kinda killed all of the people in Bonebreak Village.
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59 Expanded Handshake
Dec 1, 20171m
The Tooth Beast teaches the gang a new handshake.
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60 Scents O’Dyne’s Secret
Dec 1, 20173m
Beur wants to know the secret to the Tooth Beast’s happiness.
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61 Mortal Hands
Dec 1, 20173m
The gang knows the secret to defeating the Caretaker of the Abyss, but doesn’t understand the ramifications of that knowledge.
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62 Patton’s Pathfinder Crash Course
Dec 1, 20172m
Patton already knows how to play Pathfinder but these make good extra content.
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63 The Tell-Tale Tea
Dec 1, 20172m
Boneweevil is suspicious of Sandpole’s tea, made by his grandma Adam Sandler.
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64 Tea Party Paranoia
Dec 1, 20172m
The gang is still suspicious of the tea and investigates Sandpole’s house.
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65 Tea Party Trustfall
Dec 1, 20172m
Boneweevil makes a noble and time-consuming show of drinking the tea to demonstrate trust while a demon sword slaughters civilians.
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66 Expanded Demon Fight
Dec 1, 20173m
The gang fights the sword demon. Hilarity ensues.
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67 Harmonquest Post Show
Dec 1, 20171m
Dan and friends talk break down the play by play of the show that just happened.
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68 Janet’s Pathfinder Crash Course
Dec 1, 20173m
Spencer teaches Janet how to play Pathfinder; Janet eats her leg.
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69 Fondue’s Friendship
Dec 1, 20171m
Beur talks to Sedona about Fondue and Boneweevil’s strained friendship.
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70 Expanded Manifest
Dec 1, 20171m
The gang chats with The Manifest and puts on pants.
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71 Gremlin Generator
Dec 1, 20173m
Fondue creates a Gremlin.
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72 Saving Sedona
Dec 1, 20171m
The gang rounds out the fight with that weird doppelgänger thing.
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73 Jason’s Pathfinder Crash Course
Dec 1, 20171m
Spencer teaches Jason how to play Pathfinder but kinda peters out at the end.
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74 Expanded City Guards
Dec 1, 20173m
The gang is confounded by and attempts to murder the City Guards.
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75 My Name’s Gribble Grabble
Dec 1, 20173m
The gang meets Gribble Grabble, the plucky young beggar boy.
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76 Not that Kind of Minor Magic
Dec 1, 20171m
Dan and friends become the first webseries to get letters.
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77 Not Cool, Man
Dec 1, 20171m
Fondue tries to put a knife up Grabble Gribble’s butt.
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78 Elizabeth’s Pathfinder Crash Course
Dec 1, 20171m
Spencer teaches Elizabeth how to play Pathfinder.
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79 Expanded Treasure Cart
Dec 1, 20171m
The gang tries to find cool treasure.
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80 That’s a MONOLITH
Dec 1, 20171m
The gang tries to comprehend the true nature of the Keystone Obelisk.
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81 Expanded Obelisk
Dec 1, 20171m
The gang tries to destroy the magical core of the Keystone Obelisk.
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82 Fiddling While Rome Burns
Dec 1, 20171m
Fondue commits to a musical episode as the gang escapes from a crumbling ruin.
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83 I Don’t Mean to Burst Your Bubble
Dec 1, 20173m
The gang gets trapped under the dome and tries in vain to get out.
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84 A Non-Euclidean Room
Dec 1, 20174m
The gang encounters a highly mystical and non-euclidean room full of mirrors and magic that was meant to be animated but got cut for time.
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85 Mirror, Mirror
Dec 1, 20171m
Beur wrestles with an alternate reality version of herself.
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86 Expanded Sexuality
Dec 1, 20173m
Boneweevil realizes he’s bi.
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87 Kumail’s Pathfinder Crash Course
Dec 1, 20172m
Kumail already knows how to play Pathfinder but it’s classic bonus content.
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88 Eddie’s Robot
Dec 1, 20172m
Eddie Lizzard discusses his ascent to fame and fortune and shows off his robot.
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89 Expanded Boss Fight
Dec 1, 20172m
The gang makes a few attacks and some quips.
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90 Clunky Castle Combat
Dec 1, 20174m
The gang tries to do cool attacks for the animators, Beur attempts to land a final blow.
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91 A Most Violent Voltron
Dec 1, 20172m
The gang tries to end the show with an ultimate attack, but luck is not on their side.