Loiter Squad — Season 1
01 Episode 1
Mar 25, 201211m
Dr. Muhammed is the remarkable dentist with no arms; Emo Patrick posts responses to skits on YouPoop; Tyler looses a leg in a backyard bloodbath.
02 Episode 2
Apr 1, 201211m
Thurnis Haley talks balls and soup; Xzibit refuses to pimp date's ride; Po-Po officers take down two homicidal dancers.
03 Episode 3
Apr 8, 201211m
Lionel the Booty Hunter; the Channel 5 news presents puppies and catamarans; new D'Angelo video drops.
04 Episode 4
Apr 15, 201211m
Thurnis recounts a tragedy; the police go after Cubans; and black-top bandages are created.
05 Episode 5
Apr 22, 201211m
E.T. is arrested; a basketball game takes an unusual turn; and angry ice dancers cause trouble.
06 Episode 6
Apr 29, 201211m
Included: the perils of teen pregnancy; a sexual-harassment lesson; 1980s dating videos.
07 Episode 7
May 6, 201211m
Thurnis Haley offers wisdom at a golf shop; Tyler and Lionel reimagine "Miami Vice." Also: a stunt demonstration.
08 Episode 8
May 13, 201211m
Maurice learns about paternity; the guys play with fish; and Fernando gives a dance lesson.
09 Episode 9
May 20, 201211m
Tennis pros meet their fans on the court; Mike G hunts a murderer; and Hodgy battles a gang.
10 Episode 10
May 27, 201211m★ 10.0
Included: a court battle over a video game; kung fu; "Blackass."
11 Episode 11
Jun 3, 201211m
Included: a puppet fight; "The Mating Game"; a camouflage mishap.