Seinfeld — Season 3
01 The Note
Sep 18, 199122m★ 7.1
Physical therapy proves painful as Jerry has a misunderstanding with his therapist; and he finds a way for insurance to cover treatment for Elaine and a paranoid George.
02 The Truth
Sep 25, 199122m★ 7.6
George's relationship with a former IRS worker eases Jerry's tax worries--until she becomes George's former relationship; Kramer sees too much of Elaine while seeing her roommate.
03 The Pen
Oct 2, 199122m★ 7.6
Elaine regrets accompanying Jerry on a visit to his parents, where local gossip includes how Jerry acquired a pen that writes upside down.
04 The Dog
Oct 9, 199122m★ 7.2
Jerry's gig as a dog sitter provides some time alone to George and Elaine, who find they have little to say.
05 The Library
Oct 16, 199122m★ 8.2
A library cop says Jerry is 20 years overdue with a steamy novel.
06 The Parking Garage
Oct 30, 199122m★ 8.2
Saturday at the mall with the gang, none of whom bothered to note where the car was parked.
07 The Cafe
Nov 6, 199122m★ 7.6
While Jerry tries to help a cafe owner, Elaine tries to help George with an IQ test, and Kramer...well, nobody can help Kramer.
08 The Tape
Nov 13, 199122m★ 8.4
George is hot for a potential baldness remedy, and for Elaine after she plays a joke on Jerry.
09 The Nose Job
Nov 20, 199122m★ 7.6
Kramer is the catalyst for George to urge his otherwise wonderful girlfriend to get a nose job, while Jerry dates a beauty whose brain is a beaut.
10 The Stranded
Nov 27, 199123m★ 7.5
Jerry pays a high price for being stranded at a party by George, who pays the price for romance in the workplace but forgets to pay for something else.
11 The Alternate Side
Dec 4, 199123m★ 7.7
Jerry gets his car stolen; Kramer gets a line in a Woody Allen film; George gets a job; and Elaine gets tired of her boyfriend.
12 The Red Dot
Dec 11, 199122m★ 7.9
An imperfection mars George's gift to Elaine; Jerry inadvertently helps an alcoholic go off the wagon.
13 The Subway
Jan 8, 199223m★ 7.8
A beauty picks up George; Jerry makes friends with a naked guy; Kramer is tipped off about a hot horse; Elaine gets stuck en route to a lesbian wedding.
14 The Pez Dispenser
Jan 15, 199223m★ 8.0
Kramer's advice gives George "the upper hand" in his relationship with a pianist, whose recital is ruined by Elaine's outburst of laughter.
15 The Suicide
Jan 29, 199223m★ 7.4
A psychic warns George to cancel his vacation; Jerry is hit on by his neighbor's girl after the neighbor's suicide attempt; Elaine fasts.
16 The Fix-Up
Feb 5, 199223m★ 8.2
Jerry and Elaine fix up George with Elaine's friend--then wait nervously.
17 The Boyfriend (1)
Feb 12, 199246m★ 8.1
Jerry becomes friends with baseball's Keith Hernandez, who has a history with Kramer and would like a future with Elaine.
18 The Boyfriend (2)
Feb 12, 199223m★ 7.6
Jerry and Elaine compete for the attention of baseball's Keith Hernandez, while Kramer and Newman investigate a spitting incident involving Hernandez.
19 The Limo
Feb 26, 199223m★ 8.5
Jerry and George take a limo meant for another, whose agenda includes more than just getting in from the airport.
20 The Good Samaritan
Mar 4, 199223m★ 7.4
Jerry witnesses an accident--and is attracted to the victim and the perpetrator.
21 The Letter
Mar 25, 199223m★ 7.5
Kramer sits for Jerry's artist girlfriend, but Jerry won't stand for her temperament, until she declares her feelings.
22 The Parking Space
Apr 22, 199223m★ 7.7
George argues with a stranger over a "dream" parking space in front of Jerry's apartment.
23 The Keys
May 6, 199224m★ 8.0
Kramer hits the road after a dispute over his use of his keys to Jerry's apartment.