Seinfeld — Season 5
01 The Mango
Sep 16, 199323m★ 8.0
Jerry shares George's self-doubt after Elaine admits not all was as it seemed during their romantic relationship.
02 The Puffy Shirt
Sep 23, 199322m★ 8.2
Jerry's appearance with Bryant Gumbel is not the expected career boost for Kramer's girlfriend; but George gets a new career after moving back with his parents.
03 The Glasses
Sep 30, 199322m★ 7.8
Kramer's optometrist pal replaces George's glasses with suspect frames.
04 The Sniffing Accountant
Oct 7, 199322m★ 7.9
Jerry thinks his accountant may be on drugs; George's passion wins him a job; Elaine's exclamations end her relationship.
05 The Bris
Oct 14, 199322m★ 7.5
Godparenting is a chore for Jerry and Elaine; tragedy befalls George's car; Kramer decries a genetic experiment.
06 The Lip Reader
Oct 28, 199322m★ 7.9
A tennis lineswoman is game to help George learn why he's been dumped.
07 The Non-Fat Yogurt
Nov 4, 199322m★ 7.5
Jerry and Elaine's suspicion about "nonfat" yogurt figures into New York City's mayoral race.
08 The Barber
Nov 11, 199322m★ 7.7
Jerry wants to switch barbers without hurting anyone's feelings; George goes to work, but was he hired?
09 The Masseuse
Nov 18, 199322m★ 7.6
Jerry's masseuse-girlfriend doesn't like George; Elaine's boyfriend shares a moniker with a mass murderer.
10 The Cigar Store Indian
Dec 9, 199322m★ 8.0
Reading TV Guide nets Elaine an admirer, but gets her into trouble with George's father; Jerry's gift to Elaine offends her friend.
11 The Conversion
Dec 16, 199322m★ 7.7
George wants to change religions for the sake of romance, while Kramer is attracted to a novice nun.
12 The Stall
Jan 6, 199422m★ 8.1
George is charmed by Elaine's new boyfriend; Kramer thinks Jerry's new girlfriend is his phone-sex mate.
13 The Dinner Party
Feb 3, 199422m★ 7.8
A "brief" stop to buy gifts for a dinner party becomes an ordeal thanks to George's big coat.
14 The Marine Biologist
Feb 10, 199422m★ 8.7
A writer hits a woman in the head with Elaine's electronic organiser; George lies to impress a woman.
15 The Pie
Feb 17, 199422m★ 7.9
A mannequin resembles Elaine; George battles for a bargain suit; Jerry wonders why his date won't try a pie; Kramer has an itch.
16 The Stand-In
Feb 24, 199422m★ 7.5
George postpones breaking up with his girlfriend; Kramer befriends a fellow soap-opera stand-in; and Jerry bombs trying to cheer up a sick friend.
17 The Wife
Mar 17, 199422m★ 7.7
Jerry's girlfriend poses as his wife to get in on his dry-cleaning discount.
18 The Raincoats (1)
Apr 28, 199422m★ 7.7
Kramer plans to profit from raincoats created by Jerry's dad; George sells his dad's old "cruisewear."
19 The Raincoats (2)
Apr 28, 199421m★ 6.7
The sale of Morty's raincoats is delayed; George tries to buy back his dad's clothes.
20 The Fire
May 5, 199422m★ 8.1
George embarrasses himself at a kids' birthday party; Jerry heckles back at a heckler.
21 The Hamptons
May 12, 199423m★ 7.5
In the Hamptons, George's date sunbathes topless; Kramer steals lobsters; and a handsome doctor compliments Elaine, or does he?
22 The Opposite
May 19, 199423m★ 8.8
George changes his life by going against his instincts; Kramer plugs his book on "Live with Regis and Kathie Lee."