Squidbillies — Season 3
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01 Webnecks
Jan 20, 200811m
Rusty discovers a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons on a PDA given to him by the Sheriff.
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02 Beast Implants
Jan 27, 200811m
Granny gets 5th degree burns all over her body and has to get new skin.
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03 Tween Steam
Feb 3, 200811m
Dan Halen hires Rusty to attract pedophiles.
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04 Wing Nut
Feb 10, 200811m
After seeing Early's pitiful chickens, Dan Halen sets out to create the perfect chicken.
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05 Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation"
Feb 17, 200811m
Rusty sells his soul to the devil for guitar playing skills.
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06 Earth Worst
Feb 24, 200811m
After giant machines terrorize the land, dirty hippies show up to stop the "earth raping machines" with their good vibes, hacky sacks, and drum circles.
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07 The Good One
Mar 2, 200811m
Early gets a lifelong friend as a result of Lil's failure to use condoms.
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08 Sharif
Mar 9, 200811m
Dan Halen covers the town in a cloud of "Ice Wind", his new body spray. Meanwhile, the Sheriff takes up blogging and training for strongman competitions.
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09 Condition: Demolition!
Mar 16, 200811m
Rusty discovers the joy of crashing cars, and agrees to face the "Bashitizing Smashmaster" for a chance to win an iPod.
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10 The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma
Mar 23, 200811m
After the Sheriff learns from TV that the mud squid are an endangered species, he decides it's his sworn duty to protect the Cuyler family.
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11 The Unbearable Heatness of Fire
Apr 6, 200811m
After the squids' house catches on fire, the Sheriff assesses the damage and investigates the fire's origin.
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12 Tuscaloosa Dumpling
Apr 13, 200811m
Early teaches Rusty that life is a game and first place is sex.
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13 Armageddon It On!
Apr 20, 200811m
The apocalypse comes to rural Georgia.
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14 Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen
Apr 27, 200811m
A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen.
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15 Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby
May 4, 200811m
When Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare 'deep fried pine booby', Early goes on the hunt.
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16 An Officer and a Dental Dam
May 11, 200811m
After Granny passes on, the only way to revive her is for Robert E. Lee to make sweet love to her.
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17 The Okaleechee Dam Jam
May 18, 200811m
When Palooka County is forced to conserve water due to a drought, Dan Halen enacts a complicated plan to get all the water he needs.
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18 Pile M for Murder
May 25, 200811m
Dan Halen is possessed by a demon and builds a human sacrifice theme park mountain.
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19 Mud Days and Cornfused
Jun 1, 200811m
During the annual 'Mud Days' celebration, Dan Halen unleashes a strain of genetically modified corn that forces people to 'go green'.
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20 Krystal, Light
Jun 8, 200811m
Early's passion for Krystal spikes after she wins the lottery.