Suburgatory — Season 2
01 Homecoming
Oct 17, 201222m★ 6.0
Tessa returns to Chatswin after spending summer with her grandmother; George finds Tessa's renewed interest in her mother threatening; Tessa signs up for the Fall Follies; Noah and Dallas compete for Carmen.
02 The Witch of East Chatswin
Oct 24, 201222m★ 7.0
When Tessa convinces Delia and her friends to think up feminist-inspired Halloween costumes, she attracts the attention of the Chatswin witch; Noah and George dress as each other; George misunderstands when Dallas asks him out.
03 Ryan's Song
Oct 31, 201222m★ 7.0
Lisa agrees to help him with Tessa; Dallas invites her life coach along on her first date with George; Tessa baby-sits with Opus.
04 Foam Finger
Nov 7, 201222m★ 7.0
When Dalia abandons her friends Kimantha, Kenzie and Kaitlyn to hang out with her father's fiancee, her former pals turn to Lisa and Tessa; George and Dallas take their relationship to the next level.
05 The Wishbone
Nov 14, 201222m★ 7.0
Tessa decides to spend Thanksgiving in the city with her mom and grandmother; George hosts Thanksgiving dinner for Dallas.
06 Friendship Fish
Nov 28, 201222m★ 6.0
George starts to feel comfortable in the suburbs after Dallas gives him a makeover; while Malik is away for a couple days, Lisa decides to spend every minute with Tessa.
07 Krampus
Dec 5, 201222m★ 8.0
George assumes that Tessa will be thrilled to go on an excursion with her mother in New York, but Tessa finds herself missing Chatswin and her father; the Shay family is thrown into turmoil when Ryan finds out he was adopted.
08 Black Thai
Jan 9, 201322m★ 7.0
When Dalia receives a new car after PSAT results are released, Tessa becomes obsessed with finding out Dalia's score; Jill and Noah ask Mr. Wolfe to tutor their baby.
09 Junior Secretary's Day
Jan 16, 201322m★ 9.0
George has to manage Tessa's recovery after her wisdom teeth are removed and deal with Fred Shay, who has moved into their basement after a career setback; Dallas is insecure about her relationship with George.
10 Chinese Chicken
Jan 23, 201322m★ 5.0
George starts to feel stifled when Dallas' efforts to promote his business go overboard; Tessa learns what life is like as a football player's girlfriend.
11 Yakult Leader
Jan 30, 201322m★ 4.0
When Yakult feels depressed, Dallas asks Yoni (Wilmer Valderrama) for help; the Shays ask Tessa to set Lisa up on a date.
12 Body Talk
Feb 6, 201322m★ 5.0
Dallas learns that part of her property is in East Chatswin, meaning she gets kicked out of the country club and Dalia must attend a neighboring high school. Meanwhile, Tessa is tapped to produce a Chatswin High TV show called “Teen Talk,” but worries about her new responsibility when Ryan becomes the show’s host.
13 Blowtox and Burlap
Feb 13, 201322m
Tessa convinces Ryan to attend an art house movie with her on Valentine's Day; Sheila's mother, Gam Gam causes friction between Fred and Sheila; and when Dallas has a bad reaction to a cosmetic procedure, George has to enjoy an 18-course meal from renowned Chef Julio solo.
14 T-Ball & Sympathy
Feb 20, 201322m
Tessa begins dispensing romantic advice—whether people ask for it or not—though her attempt to help Mr. Wolfe doesn’t work out so well. Meanwhile, George helps Dallas coach a T-ball team; and Noah and Dallas still can’t see eye to eye.
15 Leaving Chatswin
Feb 27, 201322m★ 8.0
George is deeply affected when Marty passes away; after learning that Ryan has been dishonest, Tessa considers the future of their relationship and her plans for college.
16 How to Be a Baby
Mar 6, 201322m★ 8.0
Dalia tries to help Mr. Wolfe recover from his breakup with chef Alan; George and Dallas are caught in the crossfire when Noah becomes convinced that Carmen is the love of his life.
17 Eat, Pray, Eat
Mar 20, 201322m★ 8.0
When Dallas fears she will never compare to Alex, George's ex, she seeks solace in Jill Werner -- and carbs; Tessa thinks she has lost her youthful vigor; Noah uncovers a secret about his psychiatrist.
18 Brown Trembler
Mar 27, 201322m★ 9.0
After Noah's divorce, George offers him and Opus a place to stay until they get back on their feet; Dallas realizes that Dalia is a hoarder; Fred asks Tessa to help him land his dream job.
19 Decemberfold
Apr 3, 201322m★ 7.0
George's newfound obsession with his body image alienates Dallas; Lisa figures out why Dalia is being nice to Tessa.
20 Go, Gamblers!
Apr 10, 201322m
Tessa helps Ryan choose a college; George asks Dallas to move in with him; Sheila sells George's house.
21 Apocalypse Meow
Apr 17, 201322m★ 5.0
Dallas helps George tell Tessa that he has sold their house; when Dalia tries to make Tessa miserable, Tessa seeks revenge.
22 Stray Dogs
Apr 17, 201322m★ 6.0
Sheila talks Mr. Wolfe into throwing a chastity ball at the high school; George buys Dallas her dream house.