Two and a Half Men — Season 10
Walden and Alan navigate friendship, fatherhood, and fleeting fame while trying (and failing) to get their personal lives together.
01 I Changed My Mind About the Milk
Sep 27, 201221m★ 5.0
Walden plans a big surprise for Zoey's birthday.
02 A Big Bag of Dog
Oct 4, 201220m★ 5.7
Zoey and Walden break up, causing Walden to experience a breakdown.
03 Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
Oct 11, 201221m★ 5.5
Alan and Lyndsey decide to spice things up in the bedroom.
04 You Do Know What the Lollipop's For
Oct 18, 201221m★ 6.1
Walden starts to feel his age when a friend's daughter comes to town.
05 That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
Oct 25, 201220m★ 5.9
Despite Alan's warnings, Walden starts dating Rose.
06 Ferrets, Attack!
Nov 1, 201220m★ 5.6
Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.
07 Avoid the Chinese Mustard
Nov 8, 201221m★ 5.4
When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.
08 Something My Gynecologist Said
Nov 15, 201221m★ 5.9
Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.
09 I Scream When I Pee
Nov 29, 201220m★ 5.6
Alans famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.
10 One Nut Johnson
Dec 6, 201221m★ 6.3
Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.
11 Give Santa a Tail-Hole
Dec 13, 201222m★ 6.0
Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.
12 Welcome to Alancrest
Jan 3, 201322m★ 5.9
Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.
13 Grab a Feather and Get in Line
Jan 10, 201321m★ 4.7
Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.
14 Run, Steven Staven! Run!
Jan 31, 201321m★ 6.0
Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships.
15 Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
Feb 7, 201321m★ 6.1
When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.
16 Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
Feb 14, 201321m★ 5.8
Depressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alan's holiday plans go south.
17 Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
Feb 21, 201321m★ 6.1
When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.
18 The 9:04 from Pemberton
Mar 7, 201321m★ 5.8
After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.
19 Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon
Mar 14, 201321m★ 5.4
Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.
20 Bazinga! That's from a TV Show
Apr 4, 201321m★ 5.3
Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.
21 Another Night with Neil Diamond
Apr 25, 201321m★ 5.0
Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.
22 My Bodacious Vidalia
May 2, 201321m★ 5.8
With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.
23 Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
May 9, 201322m★ 5.6
Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.