Two and a Half Men — Season 9
A new chapter begins when internet billionaire Walden Schmidt moves in, bringing fresh energy, wealth, and more absurd adventures to the Malibu household.
01 Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
Sep 19, 201121m★ 4.9
Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.
02 People Who Love Peepholes
Sep 26, 201121m★ 5.3
Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.
03 Big Girls Don't Throw Food
Oct 3, 201120m★ 5.2
Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.
04 Nine Magic Fingers
Oct 10, 201121m★ 4.9
Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.
05 A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
Oct 17, 201120m★ 5.4
Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.
06 The Squat and Hover
Oct 24, 201121m★ 5.1
Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.
07 Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
Oct 31, 201119m★ 5.4
Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.
08 Thank You for the Intercourse
Nov 7, 201121m★ 5.8
When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.
09 Frodo's Headshots
Nov 14, 201121m★ 6.0
Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.
10 A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
Nov 21, 201121m★ 5.3
Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.
11 What a Lovely Landing Strip
Dec 5, 201120m★ 5.5
Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.
12 One False Move, Zimbabwe!
Dec 12, 201121m★ 5.1
Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.
13 Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
Jan 2, 201220m★ 5.2
Walden's ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.
14 A Possum on Chemo
Jan 16, 201220m★ 5.5
Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.
15 The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
Feb 6, 201221m★ 5.3
Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.
16 Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
Feb 13, 201220m★ 5.8
Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.
17 Not in My Mouth!
Feb 20, 201219m★ 4.4
Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.
18 The War Against Gingivitis
Feb 27, 201221m★ 5.1
Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.
19 Palmdale, Ech
Mar 19, 201221m★ 4.9
Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.
20 Grandma's Pie
Apr 9, 201221m★ 4.7
Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mom's relationship.
21 Mr. Hose Says "Yes"
Apr 16, 201221m★ 5.8
Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey
22 Why We Gave Up Women
Apr 30, 201221m★ 6.0
Charlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack.
23 The Straw in My Donut Hole
May 7, 201221m★ 5.3
Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn't so sure it's deserved.
24 Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
May 14, 201221m★ 5.8
Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future.